Things I Hate Right Now

1. FINALS - One week, 5 papers, and 2 exams. School is such a bitch. If finals were living beings, I would kill them so slowly and painfully that even Rasputin would feel compelled to tip his hat to them.

2. PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT I LOOK TIRED - Thank you, but I already know. Every day of my life at least 10 people tell me. And no, it's not because I didn't sleep well last night. It's just the way I look. I have permanent bags under my eyes and they aren't going away. So, there is no need to remind everytime you see me, ok?

3. WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO STAY IN THE CAMPUS CENTER AFTER 1AM - Look, I know you have homework and exams and tests. So do I. Which is exactly why I like to close the building on time and get home. You can't just stay in the building. I will kick you out. I have homework too. I need sleep sometimes. But does anyone ever think of that? No.

4. PEOPLE HAVING DRAMATIC CONVERSATIONS IN THE HALLWAYS - I realize that our dorm has terrible reception, but when I come home at night, I do not want to see you bawling on the staircase. If you are having a personal conversation, go somewhere private. No more arguments, breakups, or phone sex in the hallways!


That's all for now. If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.